Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She had a baby Jesus butt plug