Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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