There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....