First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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