So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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