the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Pants are for mortals
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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