HIV tests are more positive than that guy
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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