Grow some girl-balls and come out already
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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Did you pee in the oven last night??
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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