Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I hope mine doesn't look like that
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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