i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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