we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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