3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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