The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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