I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
