Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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