D3 body, D1 cock
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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