You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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