Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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