is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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