i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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