he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Less talking, more tequila
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag