Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.