i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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