Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You are the jesus of drinking
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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