You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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