I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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