shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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