ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
