THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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