I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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