is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
please don't ironically join a cult
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