Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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