i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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