let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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