Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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