Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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