Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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