I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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