so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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