I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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