TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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