that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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