i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
His hands were made for my vagina.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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