I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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