Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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