I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Dicks are not precious.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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