so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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