So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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