..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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