I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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