i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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