Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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