So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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