**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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