I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
