stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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