On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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