4 words: hood of his car
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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